Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize