No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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