So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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