I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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