i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You coming home soon, man?
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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