Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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