she looked like the before picture.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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