I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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