Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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