discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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