Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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