were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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