Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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