In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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