Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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