I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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