we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I am naked and annoyed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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