The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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