Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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