I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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