her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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