There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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