if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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