Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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