So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
This is my gift to your gina
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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