Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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