Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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