Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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