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so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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