my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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