I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
operation have a gay friend backfired
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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