I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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