He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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