Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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