i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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