ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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