Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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