508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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