Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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