He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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