well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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