My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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