PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
