did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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