I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
