His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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