They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I love you.
Bad choice
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