I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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