their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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