Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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