If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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