it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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