Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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