I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I woke up under a house in Key West
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