How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
