Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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